[CH] Recent YKYACHI

=Mark (mstevens@exit109.com)
Tue, 27 Jan 1998 13:41:29 -0500

328. You dilute your Daves Insanity with Tabasco.

329. You dilute your Tabasco with Daves Insanity.

330. You consider using diluted hot sauce spray to keep your cats from
eating your Dracaena marginata.

331. You run out of Calvin's chile powder before you run out of things to
put it on.

332. You did not squirm and cross your legs when reading about having
capsaicin instilled by catheter into the overactive bladders of patients
with urge incontinence.


                          =Mark

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Where ya' from?
                           Jersey.
                                       Yeah? What exit?