[CH] off topic humor

Judy Howle (howle@ebicom.net)
Thu, 29 Jan 1998 01:40:28 -0600 

Thougt this might set up a little pre-Valentine humor. I definitely think
chiles in some fashion should be added in and I know some of you creative
folks (but try to contain yourself, Rael) could come up with something cute
to add.

>To determine YOUR personality check the gift you'd most like to get
>from your lover.
>
>   1. Candy
>   2. Flowers
>   3. A sweet poem
>   4. Sex
>   5. Dinner/Dancing
>   6. Waffle iron
>   7.fresh chiles, dried chiles, hot sauce
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>If you answered...
>
>1. CANDY
>
>It means that...
>
>     You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully
>     likes to share...
>OR
>
>     you're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over
>     everything even true love.
>
>If you answered...
>
>2. FLOWERS
>
>It means that...
>
>     You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and
>     appreciate this timeless romantic gesture...
>OR
>
>     you get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and
>     die.
>
>If you answered...
>3. A SWEET POEM
>
>It means that...
>
>     You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the
>     power and beauty of the written word...
>OR
>
>     you're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a
>     cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the
>     written word.
>
>If you answered...
>
>4. SEX
>
>It means that...
>
>     You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to
>     express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel
>     that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful...
>OR
>
>      you're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting
>      animal living solely for one carnal experience after another.
>
>If you answered...
>
>5. DINNER/DANCING
>
>It means that...
>
>     You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic
>     setting of fine cuisine and candlelight...
>OR
>
>     you're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for
>     food and a few quick turns around the dance floor.
>
>If you answered...
>
>6. WAFFLE IRON
>
>It means that...
>
>     You're a practical person who believes those that you can
>     actually use...
>OR
>
>     you have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and
>     probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving
>     kitchen appliances.
>
>7. Chiles and more hot stuff 


 It means that....

        You are a real nutcase, but very intelligent and passionate about
food and sex but would rather go to a hot luck than on a hot date with your
SO every once in a while.

Now let's hear your answers!




Judy Howle
howle@ebicom.net

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