Brainstorming for Kiddies [WAS:[CH] RE:Bad Attitude Chili
MachineGun (rael64@earthlink.net)
Fri, 30 Jan 1998 07:50:40 -0600
Twas Writ:
>Bre'er Rael scribbled;
>>I eat chile therefore I am?
>
>Capsaicum, ergo zoom.
Zoom zooma zoom!
...which is the "thought" that passed through my head as I read Kit's Latin
(mind you, the first cup o' joe ain't quite in me yet..). Then I thought
of the old kid's show called Zoom (who remembers that?), then my mind took
me to this thought: there needs to be a chilehead kid's show. Maybe a sort
of cross between Scooby Doo (the scooby snacks would be poppers, o' course)
and Jonny Quest (dunno if we need the adults in the show, but maybe to give
the chilehead kids "real world" advice, keep them in line, and give them
money...). The Chile Kids would travel about the world in search of The
Mother of All Chiles, and probably do a lot of good deeds along the way as
well. At the root of their searching would be, of course, Enlightenment,
for we all know that whilst Chiles are not merely food, nay, Chiles be a
Lifestyle. And this lifestyle teaches many lessons which ultimately make
us all better persons.
They could also spout messages such as "Drugs? NO! Endorphin Rush? YES!";
"Last One To the Twister Board is a Heatless Jalapeno!"; "Momma always said
there'd be days like this....think I'll eat some salsa"; "QUICK! Throw me
the Capsiacin Rain Gun!"...
What think ye? Should we get HB on the phone? Disney?
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
Rael
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