Re: [CH] Painful Joke

John Benz Fentner, Jr. (jbenz@courant.infi.net)
Fri, 06 Feb 1998 05:04:11 -0500

ChefChile@aol.com wrote:

> The rest of the evening I'd rather not remember.  After slugging this
> devilishy cruel drink back as a requirement from the bartender, the burning
> set in.  I have not had that feeling ever before, and would like to never
> experience it again.
>
> Needless to say, our host became ill.  He was lucky.  He managed to get rid of
> the bloody mary quickly.  I didn't.
>
> Not only did my mouth, throat and stomach burn all night, but in the morning I
> was almost ready to cry when I began the morning ritual. (I'm certain that
> many of you have the same ritual)  The burning, ring o'fire, was beyond pain.
> I did not want to sit down, stand up, or move.  Thank El Grande I don't suffer
> from hemoroids.  The "ring" is still smouldering a little, and I see some baby
> powder coming my way.

Heh....ya know...anybody but a ChileHead woulda quit after the first sip.

After you recover, my Bloody Mary recipe is at:
http://www.geocities.com/~jbenz/bm.html

JB
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John Benz Fentner, Jr.
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http://www.geocities.com/~jbenz/
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