[CH] On topic (sort of) but warning: A knuckle dragger.....
Linda Reynolds (lr21@cornell.edu)
Wed, 11 Mar 1998 09:05:17 -0500 (EST)
....O.K., so on the news the other day, I heard a story. I didn't write it
nor make it up, just felt it my obligation to share it seeing as it was
chile related.
......Seems this woman found out that her husband had been cheating on her.
She didn't say anything to him, and from the story, it sounded like he
still had a thing for his own wife. So..... before the get ready for some
romance, she takes the condom that he had out and intended to use and
she.......yup, poured a bit of hot pepper juice down into it (it did not
elaborate, darn it, on if it was pickle juice or extract or what). And so
he puts on his little raincoat only to find that he has intense
chile-willie! I do not know what happened after that but I assume that
while he was running around screaming, she was doing some of her own and
probably threw him out!
Moral of the story, my chilehead friends: It ain't just the Lorena Bobbits
of the world that you have to worry about! Let us all hope that we use
chiles for good and not evil......(I would have loved to see it tho'!)
....you can stop crossing your legs now.
Linda