Also from a few years ago:
Richard Operstenys "The 12 Daze of ChileMas"
On the First day of ChileMas my *true* love gave to me:
A bottle of Inner Beauty.
On the 2nd day of ChileMas my *true* love gave to me:
2 chiltepins,
And a bottle of Inner Beauty.
On the 3rd day of ChileMas my *true* love gave to me:
3 chile bushes,
2 chiltepins,
And a bottle of Inner Beauty.
On the 4th day of ChileMas my *true* love gave to me:
4 latex gloves,
3 chile bushes,
2 chiltepins,
And a bottle of Inner Beauty.
On the 5th day of ChileMas my *true* love gave to me:
Fiive Buuurning Riiiings,
4 latex gloves,
3 chile bushes,
2 chiltepins,
And a bottle of Inner Beauty.
On the 6th day of ChileMas my *true* love gave to me:
6 jalapenos,
Fiive Buuurning Riiiings,
4 latex gloves,
3 chile bushes,
2 chiltepins,
And a bottle of Inner Beauty.
On the 7th day of ChileMas my *true* love gave to me:
7 roasted bushels,
6 jalapenos,
Fiive Buuurning Riiiings,
4 latex gloves,
3 chile bushes,
2 chiltepins,
And a bottle of Inner Beauty.
On the 8th day of ChileMas my *true* love gave to me:
8 chickens jerking,
7 roasted bushels,
6 jalapenos,
Fiive Buuurning Riiiings,
4 latex gloves,
3 chile bushes,
2 chiltepins,
And a bottle of Inner Beauty.
On the 9th day of ChileMas my *true* love gave to me:
9 canned chipotles,
8 chickens jerking,
7 roasted bushels,
6 jalapenos,
Fiive Buuurning Riiiings,
4 latex gloves,
3 chile bushes,
2 chiltepins,
And a bottle of Inner Beauty.
On the 10th day of ChileMas my *true* love gave to me:
10 roots of ginger,
9 canned chipotles,
8 chickens jerking,
7 roasted bushels,
6 jalapenos,
Fiive Buuurning Riiiings,
4 latex gloves,
3 chile bushes,
2 chiltepins,
And a bottle of Inner Beauty.
On the 11th day of ChileMas my *true* love gave to me:
11 coffee grinders,
10 roots of ginger,
9 canned chipotles,
8 chickens jerking,
7 roasted bushels,
6 jalapenos,
Fiive Buuurning Riiiings,
4 latex gloves,
3 chile bushes,
2 chiltepins,
And a bottle of Inner Beauty.
On the 12th day of ChileMas my *true* love gave to me:
12 habaneros,
11 coffee grinders,
10 roots of ginger,
9 canned chipotles,
8 chickens jerking,
7 roasted bushels,
6 jalapenos,
FIIIIIIVE BUUUUUURNING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS, (gasp)
4 latex gloves,
3 chile bushes,
2 chiltepins,
And a bottle of Inner Beauty.