[CH] Habby Chilemas
John Benz Fentner, Jr. (johnfentner@home.net)
Fri, 25 Dec 1998 12:33:43 -0500
Well...El Grande snuk down the chimbly when I wuzn't lookin'
and left his calling cards:
A six pack from Mo Hotta Mo Betta: One Eyed Willie's Pepper
Sauce, Satan's Revenge Chili (sic) Sauce, Smack My Ass and
Call Me Sally, red and green ("How come you got two of the
same brand?" What's yer wife's name?" "Oh...duh!"), You
Can't Handle This Hot Sauce, and...Da' Bomb. Plus Gil's
Crying Tongue Hot Sauce and Captain Redbeard's Sharkbite
Habanero Pepper Sauce (Santa shops at Marshall's too).
Plus a couple Gift Certificates for the local Italian deli
(hot sausage, pepperoni, hot peppers and olives in oil, oh
my) and another for Nodine's Smokehouse (Andouille, Cajun
Bacon, Hot Pickles).
And two chocolate ceegars.
Oh...and my I can eat anything brother got a jar of Dave's
Insanity Salsa. "Careful" sez I. "Hah" sez he, "I can eat
anything" and he scoops up a big wad on a chip and chomps it
down. And, as he's going into cardiac arrest...the little
Asian girl next to him scoops up a bigger wad, chomps it
down and sez: "Not bad...it's hot...but not that hot"...and
winks. He'll be in love when he recovers. :)
JB
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John Benz Fentner, Jr.
Unionville, Connecticut, USA
http://www.geocities.com/~jbenz/
"Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis"
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