[CH] annual rites of El Grande

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II Hotness 1:13-21:
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And lo, there came a voice unto Rain, saying, Thy supply of the sauce 
of El Grande languisheth.  Go therefore unto the freezer for the large
quantity of habanerii thou hast stored in triple plastic against this
grievous day, and thaw thou them; yea, and go unto Meijer's for all
other hot and holy things thou puttest in thy sauce that it be fine as
frog hair, and tell few what they be, since one day thou mayest
wish to market sauce unto My praise.
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Take thou the large kettle, yea, the heavy cast aluminum of thy
foremothers, and cook therein the fruit of the capsicum.  And let the
scent of the simmering rise unto Me as a sweet savor, yea, unto the
peeling of the paint off the hallway ceiling and a great bitching of
thy neighbors who know not Me.       
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And it was done, and lo, the smell of the house of Rain was even as
the smell of heaven.  And then the blender did whirl, yea, even as
a mighty whirlwind, and jars were brought, and lo, it was very good. 
SELAH.
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Keep thou on rockin',
Rain
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