RE: [CH] (Fwd) Songs
Bloechl, Sharen Rund (sharen.rund.bloechl@lmco.com)
Mon, 04 Jan 1999 07:49:31 -0800
Good list, but you left a couple out:
It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels
There Stands The Glass. . .Fill It Up To The Brim
Can't remember the title but it ends w/an extra stanza added in something
like this. . .
"...I went to pick momma up in my pickup truck in the rain
the day she got out of jail but she got run over by the damn old train...."
And, of course Garth's, I got Friends In Low Places
Sharen Rund Bloechl
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From: Celeste or Dave Anderson [SMTP:chilehed1@powernet.net]
Sent: Thursday, December 24, 1998 7:35 AM
To: Chile-heads@globalgarden.com
Subject: [CH] (Fwd) Songs
I'm only posting this because I have it on good authority that those
biscuits in song #2 are Jalapeno Cheddar from a Judy Howle
recipe<G>.
Merry Christmas!
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles
(Yes, these are REAL.)
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been
A Liar
All My Life?
I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare
Line
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was
Breaking My
Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down,
But Baby
I Can See Through You
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin'
Out
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Dave Anderson
Tough Love Chile Co.
http://www.tough-love.com