[CH] Re: Songs -The Peppa' Mash- A Musical/Lyrical Parody
PepperGrow@aol.com
Mon, 4 Jan 1999 23:53:52 EST
Don't know how all this song stuff started here,
but check out my new release; now climbing to
a #1 Hit on the Top 40; (where's Dick Clark when
you need him?)!!!
The Peppa' Mash
(sung to the tune of "The Monster Mash")
I was cookin' in the kitch'
Late one night
When my eyes beheld
An eerie sight
Where my Carrib'Red outside
Began to rise
And suddenly
To my surprise
It did the Mash
did the Peppa' Mash
The Peppa' Mash
It was a Gard'ning smash
It did the Mash
It caught on in a flash
The Peppa' Mash
It's called the Peppa' Mash
That Carrib'Red came'live with all of it's leaves
To the kitchen near the stove where I can't believe
Then the girls all came with their humble bod's
To get a hot jolt from ole' Carrib'Red's pods
They did the mash
They did the Peppa' Mash
The Peppa' Mash
It was a Gard'ning Smash
They did the Mash
It caught on in a flash
The Peppa' Mash
It's called the Peppa' Mash
Organic'ees were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included ?????
What!!! Julia Chiles and Too Hot Tamales!!!!!
The scene was rocking
With all kinds of Hot Peppa' sounds
Emeril's Essence was unchained with all the hounds
Then the 'Salsa Singers' began to arrive
With a local group 'The Habanero Five'
They did the mash
They did the Peppa' Mash
The Peppa' Mash
It was a Gard'ning smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
The Peppa' Mash
It's called the Peppa' Mash
Mmmm, what luck - then the girls all DareDanced
with that ole' Smoothy Hot Carrib'Red
Til way past Midnight, when he collapsed
back into his raised gard'ning bed
Oh Ya - This Peppa' Mash Song is only a little bit cool
(& If you're still listening, I'm only partly a fool)
Muah ha ha ha
The Peppa' Mash
Muah ha ha ha
;-) PepperGrow :-)
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