[CH] Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary
Doug Irvine (dirvin@bc.sympatico.ca)
Thu, 25 Feb 1999 13:47:16 +0000
Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary
Veteran Pillsbury spokes-model Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe
yeast infection. He was 71.
Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years.
Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California
Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, Chef Boyardee, and the Hostess
Twinkies.
The grave site was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima
delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who never knew how much he
was kneaded. Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was
filled with many turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model
for millions.
Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and another in
the oven.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Talk to you later
I presume that now, he is a little chile?
OR MAYBE NOT?
Cheers, Doug in BC...see, I kept it on track!!!