Re: [CH] Rael, I accept!
Doug Irvine (dirvin@bc.sympatico.ca)
Mon, 06 Jul 1998 18:52:58 -0700
Jalust@aol.com wrote:
>
> My strange, little snookers, my lovin sousperman, my darlin Rael,
>
> You have made me a Priestess, Rael, do you not remember? Aaaahhh, happy was I
> to reach that level of CHness.
>
> But, now, ooooohhhh, so suddenly!! It has taken me this long to answer your
> near proposal for I could not catch my breath. No! I was like a habanero on
> a hot tin roof (hmmm. should write a play bout that).
>
> Darlin', masochistic one, imagine how much pain we could cause each other in
> our special marriage! Trust me, LIVING WITH ME WOULD CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN!!
> Now, honey chile master, imagine us engaged in Twister with your very favorite
> salsa smeared heavily upon us. I must catch my breath, hot as I hab eber
> been, am I!
>
> Oh, my! Just SEND MY ENGAGEMENT RING TO ME AT ONCE, MASTER!
>
> I love chiles, Rael. Love em, I do!
>
> I do? YES, YES, YES!!!!!! Forget that you merely got close to a proposal, my
> salad. Forget that I am a tad older than your very wonderful self. Forget
> those few extra pounds! I WILL PREVAIL in mortal combat! I will make XENA
> look like Shirley Booth as Hazel!!! In victory, I will swallow a jar of my
> SPECIAL SALSA, the jar with 25% more added, just to complete the torment and
> top it all off with a lighted sparkler under each arm!!!!
>
> Write soon, my love. Your little GODZILLA awaits you! As you are attracted
> to Xena, so am I attracted to the ORIGINAL GODZILLA!!! But, your Chileness, I
> love YOU MORE!!!
>
> Write soon, BUT SEND MY ENGAGEMENT RING NOW! Size 8-10 will do,
MAJOR SNIP,THANK GOODNESS!!
> Judy
> Jalust@aol.com
AND TO THINK THAT I STARTED THIS???? Gad ZOOOOOKS! Oh my, we must
watch these postings, specially the ones where I invoke Rael! The
fallout is spectacular....Habs are not hotter!! Cheers, from OLD Doug in
BC