[CH] Re Masters Baseball Games - Sorta on topic
lukasz (lukasz@midcoast.com.au)
Wed, 12 Aug 1998 19:58:22 +1000
Luke In OZ
Poor Luke, in Oz, he's getting old,
He cant run bases,or so I'm told.
He stumbles around when he gets to third
He is just so pooped, that tired old bird!
Then he eats some chiles,some real red hot,
And he hits that ball right outta the lot!
Almost to Darwin, that ball does fly,
And old Luke he laughs, he sure is sly!
Cause the reason the paint goes on so well
Is simple, the painter is hotter than hell!
His Hunan hand moves that brush so quick..
The reason of course, there is some on his wick!
Which is just retribution,for dosing his lunch
And giving that buddie's lips quite a crunch!
But who knows where that goes, or where that has led?
That buddie may even be a new Chile- Head!!!!
Best I can do at this time of night, Luke, Posted just to you,
writ by
Doug by hand in BC, if you wish to post it,be my guest! Sorta
on topic!