Re: [CH] Theft

John Benz Fentner, Jr. (jbenz@courant.infi.net)
Thu, 03 Sep 1998 13:17:26 -0400

Alex Silbajoris wrote:
> 
> Kids,
> 
> In my parents' meighborhood, gardens have been robbed for the first time.
> At four houses in a row, people went into yards and cleared tomatoes off
> the plants.  I need to go and see if any of the peppers were taken, too.
> But this has changed the secure feel of the place.
> 
> Hmm, I still have an old half-bottle of Blair's After Death in the fridge,
> and there's no rain in the forecast ... I wonder if I should lay down a
> Thin Brown Line on the top bar of that chain link.


Better yet, take a syringe and inject 'bout half a teaspoon of it into
the remaining tomatoes. That oughta get their attention. :)

JB 
(or make for a serious salsa)
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