Re: [CH] Re: Hot pepper spray
Douglas Irvine (dougandmarie@home.com)
Tue, 04 Apr 2000 10:47:47 -0700
QUALIBEAR@aol.com wrote:
>
> Put a hand full of red Jalapeno peppers in a blender. Put the blender on
> high until the peppers are completely chopped up. Sieve the mash through an
> old women's sheer hose into a hand fly sprayer. Package and seal the
> stocking and mash in a double thickness of plastic bags, throw away, then
> thoroughly, and I do mean thoroughly, clean the blender. Be sure that people
> and pets are not downwind before spraying. I speak from experience.
And what does one do, if you cannot find an old woman, who wishes to
part with her sheer hose? I think that I would just go ahead and take
them from her, forcibly....and if she gave me too much trouble, I would
give them back and make her wear them! Course, the only old woman I know
is mine, and as I have had her all these years, probably I would not
have a problem getting her stockings off! :-) BIG grin!!! Cheers, Doug
in BC with tongue in cheek