[CH] Thanks Jim, and I'm Makin A Huge Mess Blues
Mike Pierce (mpierce@martel-intl.com)
Wed, 12 Apr 2000 10:34:11 -0500
I got home from work
and what do I find
sittin on my front doorstep
lookin so benign
A box from Mild to Wild
and in it there is
a lot of hot sauce
and powder to blow my mind
I got out my food chopper
and my spices too
went out to the garden
and picked some oraganoo
I got my marinade injector
and a big mixin bowl
gunna mix up some good stuff
and shoot it in my fowl
I dump in some olive oil
and some wushtershire
and smash some garlic
and add Jim's fire
Add me some dijon
and my spice mix alot
some red wine vinagar
otta really hit the spot
It looks like ugly brown gunk
but it's smellin gud
I think it needs more powder
Yes it should
Its clogged the injector
and shootin out the side
Hope it don't eat the wallpaper
from my wife I must hide
Puree this stuff in the blender
another dirty appliance
Its lookin like nasty orange stuff now
With local health standards, I ain't in compliance
Ohhh baby I got a huge mess bluuueeeesss
I guess I shoulda put down that twister game fiiirrrrssst
Thank you Jim for all the cool stuff!
Well that's the end of my first and last song. Thanks for singin along
everybody!
Gotta go clean up that mess and fire up the smoker.
Mike in KC
Michael Pierce
Telecommunications Manager - MarTel International, Inc.
11038 N. Harrison
Kansas City, MO 64155
Phone: 816.734.0040
Fax: 816.734.2066
URL: http://www.martel-intl.com