[CH] Knuckle-drag content warning (was CH Theme song...)
Alex Silbajoris (asilbajo@hotmail.com)
Mon, 31 Jul 2000 19:50:45 GMT
Read no farther if easily offended...
> I'll sit down on a burnin' ring of fire
> I will try to flush it down
> But the flames they'll get higher
> And it'll burn, burn, burn
> That ring of fire
> That ring of fire!
>
>
One morning I had next-day-hab syndrome (aka ROF) and the TV was showing the
Robert Duvall movie The Apostle. That's when the idea of evangelical
defecation was born ... you have to imagine his speaking style ...
"Now I feel it's time for me to go-WAH! For I feel the FIRE within-NAH! I
must go to that ROOM-MAH! I'm not going to the kitchen, no! I'm not going
to the bedroom, no! I'm not going to the FAMILY room-MAH! I'm going to go
to the room with the throne-NAH! It's not the throne of kings-ZAH! It's
not the throne of emperors-ZAH! I will go and I will assume the posture of
humilit-EEE!
"I cast ye demons out-AH! GET THEE BEHIND ME, SONS OF BEEZLEBUB! Can I
hear a grunt-AH? Who's gotta grunt-AH? Hab mercy!"
You can sort of imagine it from there.
Last night one of Linda's sons stopped by to visit, and by some cruel twist
of fate he decided to try a few drops of DA BOMB on a cracker. It was too
late to warn him, so being a considerate host I joined him in his mistake,
and had a few drops of my own. We were useless for at least ten minutes.
- A
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