Re: [CH] Social drinking
Inagaddadavida (raelsixty4@earthlink.net)
Wed, 06 Sep 2000 22:03:52 -0600
Twas Writ:
>
>"Women taking part in an anti-drinking campaign in the southern state of
>Andhra Pradesh would beat drinkers with brooms and then pin them to the
>floor while they fed them chilli powder. Most gave up the habit."
>
>Maybe Rael would take up drinking again if it meant being wrestling with
>women while they shove chiles down his throat?
>
oh now mary...it wouldn't mean i'd have to start drinking again, no...i'd
just have to entice (read: pay) the wimmenz into beating me with their
brooms, pinning me down, and tickling my tonsils with chiles...
hell, that's pretty much like life now...(sad, ain't it??)
but alas, i must say it's rare to find a nubile edumakated (and that would
be *single* nubile...not that i've anything against being a backdoor man,
but i do have something against being shot in the arse) in All Things
Chile...or even willing to learn...and few like my Erin
(sigh...throb...shhhhwiiing)...
<rael quotes from a past work>
"Erin stared at me, motionless, without expression, as she had been doing
during my entire oratory. Without a glance, she reached for her shot of
mezcal, brought it to her thick, but not too thick, ruby red lips...and
drank the entire shot down. It was at this point I noticed L.W. had placed
a worm in her glass. She chewed, smiled, rolled her eyes back a bit,
refocused, and swallowed. Then she snatched the habanero from the bar and
bit it in half. Jesus...I loved this woman."
<wiping a tear from my eye...sniff>
The fate of Rael, yes, to luv fictional wimmen...
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
Rael"...now latex wimmenz, well, that's a whole different enchilada..."64
(i have no shame)