[CH] North Dakota

Nels Peterson (npkp4jp@polarcomm.com)
Thu, 25 Jan 2001 21:07:36 -0600

Why I Love North Dakota


When it's springtime in North Dakota,

And the gentle breezes blow,

About seventy miles an hour

And it's fifty-two below.

You can tell you're in North Dakota

'cause the snow's up to your butt,

The drifts are ten feet high, 

And  the chiles cannot grow,

You take a breath of Springtime air

And your nostrils both freeze shut.

The weather here is wonderful,

So I guess I'll hang around,

I could NEVER leave North Dakota.

My feet are frozen to the ground.