[CH] Cozy's Wall of Fire
Alex Silbajoris (asilbajo@hotmail.com)
Mon, 30 Apr 2001 19:39:25
Last week I was on the road, training folks at commissaries in MD and PA. I
took MD Rt. 15 north from Frederick through Thurmont, and finally saw the
Wall of Fire in the Cozy's restaurant. Turns out to be smaller than I
thought, off to the side by a small bar, with other dining rooms and
hallways going off in several directions. Nearby are several cases of
international memorabilia - seems Camp David is somewhere nearby. Of course
this makes me wonder whether any visiting Russians have, over the years,
taken some sauces home.
The sauces on display are available for sale. They had a lot of sauces I
haven't seen, and didn't have a few that I have. I didn't know there were
so many ass-related labels - ass in space, ass on fire, ass in the tub,
smart ass, dumb ass, even Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner. I
settled for Screaming Rasta in Lost Boiling Lake (a decent hab sauce) and
Powderkeg, with a lot of daikon and horseradish listed before cap extract -
this is the first time I've found myself thinking, hmm, this sauce needs
more extract. I also saw several of the CaJohn's products in a few places.
The woman tending bar didn't know about this list or chile-heads in general,
unfortunately. I expected her to know a few CH folks by name.
*Gazes off into distance* I suppose I'll never have my own proper Wall of
Fire, but at least I can put together a Plank O' Spank with what I have.
- A
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