Re: [CH] K-D OT: decisions, decisions

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Humbly,
Kris   /intended original "spam" reply withheld


On 13 Aug 01, Alex Silbajoris wrote:

> I never know what I might find
> on any day I go online.
> I used to get in quite a huff
> while wading through unwanted stuff.
> But then I changed the man I am
> the day I answered all my spam.
> 
> Now every time I check my box,
> I load up on fantastic stocks.
> I'll gladly say I felt no loss
> when, with a smile, I fired my boss.
> With just one click, the best thing yet,
> I freed myself of all my debt.
> 
> I have, by paying a few small fees,
> ten university degrees.
> Now that I'm losing all this weight,
> I'm sure, someday, I'll get a date.
> Instead of going to see some show,
> I spy on everyone I know.
> (That's easy, since I have in hand
> this nifty wireless video cam.)
> 
> I spend my evenings viewing screens
> of barely legal horny teens.
> And with a little credit charge
> Whoopee!  My penis was enlarged!
> Meanwhile these shots of Brittney Spears
> should be enough to last for years.
> 
> And so I lead this online life,
> my monitor is now my wife.
> It has become my greatest dream
> to launch my own get-rich-quick scheme.
> And if you think you might get missed,
> relax, you're on my e-mail list.

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