Re: [CH] Intro/new subscriber:

VoodooChile (rael64@qwest.net)
Thu, 17 Jan 2002 12:57:54 -0700 

>Don't feel bad Shaun, there are plenty of people who enjoy making a nuisance
>out of themselves. As long as you ask nicely, there will be someone from
>Australia, US, Canada, England, Netherlands, South Africa or South America
>and other parts inbetween willing to part with advice. guess you haven't met
>Rael yet?

Wot? Me?  Well, I think this song says it all...

<stolen from the Monty Python site: http://www.montypython.net)

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
there are Hindus and Mormons and then
there are those that follow Mohammed  -but-
I've never been one of them.
I am a Roman Catholic
and have been since before I was born,
and the one thing they say about Catholics is
they'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on, you're
a Catholic the moment dad came
...Because...
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate. 
Let the heathens spill theirs,
on the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wanted,
every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed,
in your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
spill theirs just anywhere
but God loves those who treat their
semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is useful,
every sperm is fine.
God needs everybodies,
mine, and mine, and mine.
Let the pagans spill theirs
on mountain hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
each sperm that's spilled in vain.
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is good,
every sperm is needed,
in your neighborhood,
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Okay, okay, maybe that song is irrelevent as can be, but it's a nice 
song now, isn't it?

For those who want to exclaim "get on topic, you redneck shit!", I 
suggest they insert the word "chile" for the word "sperm", which is 
quite a nice version of the song as well...

-- 
Peace...
Rael"...day 3 of school, and already avoiding the books..."64

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin

"Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations--entangling
alliances with none..."  -Thomas Jefferson: 1st Inaugural Address, 1801