Re: [CH] seeds: in and up

Robert Rasmussen (rrasmussen17@cox.net)
Sun, 24 Feb 2002 14:09:13 -0800 

I see an animated series in the works... :)

Rob


VoodooChile wrote:

> Twas Writ:
>
> >    I started this year's batch of seeds germinating: aji amarillo, ancho
> >gigantia,
>
> << fade in...poorly dubbed British accented dialog >>
>
> "El Captitan! Look! Over there to the East, it's...it's...it's..."
>
> "Godzilla!!!"
>
> "Aaaayyiiiiii !!!"
>
> < panic in the streets shown, chaos, small child sitting alone amidst
> the multitude of screaming, running people.  A woman slows, grabs the
> screaming child, and continues on her way >
>
> < minature suburban area seen, Godzilla approaching it >
>
> "Look there, sir! Godzilla is about to destroy the East side of town!"
>
> "Oh no!! My family! My wife, my daughter!"
>
> < El Capitan breaks down in tears, head in hands, crying tears of pain. >
>
> "What the? Who? Sir! What the devil is that to the South?"
>
> < all heads turn in one direction >
>
> "I..I'm not sure...but it's...it's gigantic!!"
>
> [ fade in _Iron Man_ performed by Black Sabbath ]
>
> < huge ristra shaped creature comes into view, green stemmy legs
> sticking out from the form, an occasional leaf here and there,
> obscenely large sombrero on it's head >
>
> < screams and panic scenes from town >
>
> "El Capitan! It's....it's Ancho Gigantia!"
>
> < yells and crys of glee abound >
>
> "Ancho Gigantia is going to intercept Godzilla!"
>
> < All eyes turn to the distant scene >
>
> < As Godzilla nears the outskirts of town, he gives a mighty cry and
> lets out a burst of his heat ray, destroying a near water tower,
> which bursts into pieces sending a flood of water down the street
> towards a number of houses. >
>
> < Flash to: little girl sitting in a swing in the back yard of her
> house, eating a vanilla ice cream cone, her head inquisitively
> turning to the nearing rush of water. >
>
> < Suddenly, a strange cry is heard, sounding somewhat like a La
> Cucaracha car horn in a 1973 Impala, but, like, really really
> loud...pretty much *just* like a La Cucaracha horn in a 1973 Impala. >
>
> < A burst of white hot flame shoots through the air, strikes the wave
> of water rushing towards the defenseless houses, thus citizens, and
> vaporizing it upon contact. >
>
> < La Cucaracha sounds again, the entire piece >
>
> " Bloody good shot that was!"
>
> < Godzilla crys out, jumps up and down, does a 90-degree turn, and
> faces Ancho Gigantia >
>
> "Ancho Gigantia saved the west side of town, sir! Your family is safe!"
>
> < El Capitan breaks down in tears, head in hands, crying tears of joy. >
>
> "Sir, what is Ancho Gigantia doing?"
>
> < Ancho Gigantia's nimiety of ancho chiles begin to oscillate wildly,
> yet in synchronization, as if to some unheard tune...>
>
> [ fade in _Voodoo Chile_ perforemed by the Jimi Hendrix Experience ]
>
> < Godzilla makes a mad rush at AG, waving his arms, screaming>
>
> < Ancho Gigantia cries out with a loud voice, piu mosso (?), ancho
> chiles all vibrating, and then a massive barrage of capsaicin-laden
> chile-missles are jettisoned from Ancho Gigantia's ristrabody, all
> converging on Gozilla, knocking him 2064 yards onto his back.
> Gozilla goes into a seizure as capsaicin seeps into his every
> reptilian pore, into every orifice, seeping into his puny brain and
> rendering him into a blithering, snot-flinging,
> Ring-of-Everything-on-Fire smoked lizard.  With one last great burst
> of his heat ray, Gozilla blasts a hole in the ground and crawls into
> it, tail between his legs.>
>
> "He defeated him! Ancho Gigantia has bested Godzilla and saved our
> humble town!"
>
> < Uproar of cheers...sing-songs break out...>
>
> "For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow..."
>
> [ Fade in _Low Rider_ performed by War ]
>
> < Ancho Gigantia tips back his sombrero, produces what looks to be a
> magnum of Dos Agave mescal, takes a large swallow, bends a bit to the
> left as a huge smoke ring exits his posterior side, and walks into
> the mountains of the South.>
>
> [ End ]
>
> Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
>
> Rael"...self-quarantined for 5 days and too much cough medicine..."64