Re: [CH] Adventures in Albuquerque
Organic Chilli Grower (chilli@organicgardenerau.com)
Wed, 6 Mar 2002 07:38:08 +0800
Yeah Baby
Marc in Austruckinfalia
> >Highlights of the show... Hmmm..... The incredible number of people who
> >don't care to believe you when you say 'it's REALLY hot', my wife
> >sending 4 women up to my room at once to try and talk me into going to a
> >strip joint (they failed),
>
> What!? "Failed"!!?? That does it, man. No Christmas card from me.
> You are stricken from my list, bud.
>
> Of course, I woulda said, "but ladies, you're here...why do I need to
> go to a strip joint?", placed a fiver between my teeth and growled...
>
>
> >Gecko Gary getting carted out on a stretcher
> >for dehydration and high blood pressure (he's fine), Chip Hearn going
> >down from being big and clumsy (he's fine also), the two guys passed out
> >in my booth from ignoring said warning and dipping the bread into the
> >unBEARable, and the usual assortment of rude & crude vendors doing
> >variations on the 'biker babes selling hot sauce' theme with the guy who
> >hired the porn stars to 'man' the booth winning that one. Just your
>
> Good god, don't tell me Ron Jeremy was selling hot sauce?!
> EEEeeeeuuuuuuuuwwwww, that's a nasty visual...
>
> But let's see...chiles, women asking men to accompany them to strip
> clubs, hot sauces, female porn stars, The Bread....okay, I'm gonna be
> your unofficial roadie next time, man. It's that simple.
>
> --
> Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
>
> Rael"...have Twister [TM!], will travel..."64
> Monk of the TCS
> Order of Enlightened Twister [TM!]
>