Re: Re: [CH] Canadian Savina

Alex Silbajoris (asilbajo@hotmail.com)
Wed, 23 Oct 2002 18:41:26 +0000

>From: lipant@rogers.com


>Now the Americans will really be afraid of us!!

We are well aware that you have massed nearly all of your population within 
a short distance of the world's longest unfortified border.  Your spies such 
as Peter Jennings and Neil Young are all known to us.  We know that your 
jealous territorial hegemony seeks control of the world's longest bar at 
Port Clinton on Lake Erie.  Now it is clear by your own admission that you 
also desire the chile growing fields of our Southwest and its easy access to 
Mexico.

But we are prepared.  Thousands of volunteers in Vermont, Maine and New 
Hampshire are ready to confound you with confusing directions to our major 
cities.  We will throw up a line of gaming casinos and Cracker Barrel 
restaurants to drain your pockets.  We will distract you with bogus French 
salad dressing that has nothing remotely French about it.  (Or the dreaded 
diet Thousand Islands dressing, with 33% fewer islands...)  We will confuse 
you with Kentucky Fried Chicken in Ohio, Texas Pete hot sauce in the 
Carolinas, Tennessee Pride sausage in Pennsylvania, and Florida orange juice 
in Minnesota.  You'll get so turned around, you'll be back to asking Lord 
Byron's neighbors for directions.

- A


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