Re: [CH] Grits!

VoodooChile (rael64@qwest.net)
Sun, 27 Oct 2002 00:23:52 -0600

>At 09:26 PM 10/26/2002 -0700, Doug Irvine wrote:
>>Dave Drum wrote:
>>>At 07:08 PM 10/26/2002 -0700, Doug Irvine wrote:
>>>Save the trip. Go to your local builder's supply and lay in a 
>>>stash of wallboard spackle. It's tastier and costs less. OTOH - if 
>>>you substitute rice for the grits (even Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice 
>>>(in the LEATHER box)) you might have something worthwhile.
>>
>>  Yep, I do that too, but that is called congee! And I do it much 
>>the same way,
>>except that there is a lot more water, and a lot less rice. 
>>Smatter, Dave,ya dunt like grits? Guess we do because we were not 
>>brought up on them, like a lot of the suthin Merkins.  Cheers, Doug 
>>in BC
>
>I know what is congee -- and I don't like my rice that soupy. I'm 
>not a real big fan of risotto, either. But, rice cooked up with the 
>mix of peppers, cheese and spices you listed is wunnerful - 
>'specially if you crumble some well done streaky bacon into it.
>
>And you're right I'm not a big fan of grits, homminy, succotash, or 
>okra -- Southron US abominations all. Given a choice between hominy 
>and snot pods I'd take the hominy if it were in posole or menudo. 
>Otherwise I'd have to go hungry.
>

<fingers in ears, running around in circles in my dungeon, screaming....>

ABOMINATIONS! EXCLAMATIONS! HE'S GOING TO HELL, HE'S GOING TO HELL! 
BLASPHEMER! BLASPHEMER! HE'S GOING TO BURN IN HEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!

<feeling a bit better now>

<i am joking...in case anyone thought i wuz serious>

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