[CH] endorphin overload

Parkhurst, Scott Mr BCTP (SCOTT.PARKHURST@LEAVENWORTH.ARMY.MIL)
Mon, 2 Jun 2003 20:30:52 -0000

   In my most recent foray off the deep end (last night)
I got more than I bargained for, endorphin-wise.  The usual
pleasant feeling of euphoria quickly became a down-right
wicked head rush with a definite sense of disorientation.
   I cooked up a box of TGI Fridays Buffalo wings and
decided to augment the heat level on them.  They come in
separate smallish drumette and lower wing segments.  I upped
the ante in several ways:
(All sauces applied in last 5 minutes of cooking)

6 pieces straight outta the box (light heat)
6 pieces my bar-b-q sauce (light heat)
6 pieces AZ Gunslinger Hot Honey Mustard (good moderate heat)
6 pieces Jim's Smokin' Chipotle Sauce
2 pieces Da Bomb
2 pieces Backdraft

   I'm sure it was the last 4 pieces that did it.  I ignored
the bottles' directions about using them as ingredients and
instead smeared a nice dark layer over the tops of the wings.
   I must admit, the endorphins did their job.  Light-headed
and wobbly, but no need to quench the fire, mostly because I
wasn't aware that there was a fire.

Scott... definitely aware of the Ring O Fire today... KCK