The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style On the 12 days of Christmas, my true love gave to me 12 pack of Bud 11 rasslin' tickets 10 tins of Copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. Harold James wrote: Harold’s Cajun Christmas Day - 1 Dear Boudreaux, <snip> Day - 12 -- Wishing You Happy Holidays Styx >:o)>