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There was just something about this joke that reminded me of one of 
our fellow list members, so I thought I would pass it along.  For 
those of you who don't know who I am talking about, you will just 
have to enjoy the joke...

One day a Scotsman named Cameron, who had been stranded on a desert 
island for over ten years, sees a speck on the horizon.  As the 
speck grows closer "It's certainly not a ship." he thinks to 
himself.  As the speck grows closer and closer, he realizes it is a 
small yacht.  Suddenly, someone jumps off the yacht and starts 
swimming toward him.  Out of the surf comes a gorgeous blond in a 
wet suit.

She approaches the stunned Cameron, and says to him "Tell me how 
long it has been since you have had a chile pepper?"

"Ten years." replies Cameron.  With that, she reaches over and 
unzips a pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a baggie of fresh 
Red Rocotos.  He takes one and eats it.  As the sweat breaks out on 
his forehead, he says "Oh, yes, is that good!"

And how long has it been since you have had a sip of good Scotch 
whisky?" she asks him.

Trembling, the castaway replies "Ten years."  She reaches over and 
unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.  He 
opens the flask, takes a long swig, and says "Tis absolutely fantastic!"

At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs 
down thw front of her wet suit, looks at him and asks "And how long 
has it been since you've played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs.  "Oh, 
sweet Jesus!  Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there, too."

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