Randy Newman's an arsehole. Thought it then, think it now. But 'stubby'? How about voluptuous...epicurean...even nicely rounded. Stubby makes me think of a fat pencil...piercing Randy "can't-sing-to-save-my-ugly-arse" Newman's eye. Not to get all off topic and vent about Newman's arseholioness. (But I really hate Randy Newman.) Peace (hmm), Hendrix, and Chiles....... Rael64 --- On Sun, 8/23/09, Sandy Olson <sandyo@myclearwave.net> wrote: > From: Sandy Olson <sandyo@myclearwave.net> > Subject: Re: [CH] OT Short Jokes > To: "ChileHeads" <chile-heads@globalgarden.com> > Date: Sunday, August 23, 2009, 8:55 PM > Okay, Byron...enough with the 'little > people' jokes. Ever since Randy Newman sang "Short > People Ain't Got Nobody" I've had to endure short and stubby > stories. Now, I'm not THAT short, about 5' 1" on a > good day, but I AM stubby. Too much good Italian > pasta, eh' Doug? > > SandyO > CH #1146 of the Moderate Persuasion > >