[CH] A Simple Dressing

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Mustard and Mayo were lovers
Oh Lordy how they could love
Swore to be true to each other
Just as true as the stars above
He was her man
But he was doing her wrong

Well Mustard went down to the deli
to get a samich or three
She said to the fat salami slicer.
Has my loving Mayo been here?
He was her man
But he was doing her wrong.

Well i don't mean to cause you no trouble
And I don't mean to tell you no lies
But i seem you man Mayo with that low brow
Chile Sauce Sue.
He was your man.
But I think he's doing you wrong.

Oh.... never mind....
Pass the hot sauce!

Jose

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