Re: [CH] Old Timer Question

John Benz Fentner, Jr. (johnfentner@home.com)
Wed, 09 Jun 1999 02:27:57 -0400

danceswithcarp wrote:
> 
> On Tue, 8 Jun 1999, Deb deForest wrote:
> 
> >I have to ask a dumb question since I don't go back long enough
> > to know this...I'm old but not this old...how did "Hunan Hand" get its
> > name?
> 
> Hunan chef cut up many chiles (although I never found Hunan that spicy
> meself).  Hunan chef go to bathroom to take a tinkle.  Hunan chef hand
> have capsacian on it in massive quantities.  Fire burns tinkle part badly
> at same time making tinkle water.
> 
> Whoa.
> 
> Hunan hand.
> 
> no porblems,
> carp
> 
> ps:   Hunan chef wife also rules no-no on the romance of it all.  But
> Hunan chef not crying over that; Hunan chef still crying over making
> tinkle.


Hmmmm...sound like Hunan Chef gottem bad case of Chile
Willie.

JB
Probly makes Maria Callas sound like a baritone too. 
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