[CH] HA HA HA HA

RST G (synapse7@home.com)
Thu, 15 Jul 1999 12:12:13 -0400

I just saw this and thought it was awful funny. The guy who posted this
(a long time ago) to some other list must be a chile wimp! I started
laughing hysterically when I saw his comments as he started to write out
the instructions for making this bread:

---------- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.05

      Title: Hot Jalapeno Bread
 Categories: Breadmaker, Tex-mex, Breads
      Yield: 1 Servings

      1 tb Monterey cheese;shredded
      1 pk (5/16-oz) yeast
      1 tb Sugar
      1 c  Unbleached flour
      1 ts Salt
      1 c  Bread flour
    7/8 c  Water
      2 tb Or less Jalepeno peppers
           -chopped

WARNING! THIS BREAD IS REALLY HOT!!! Put all ingredients, in the order
given, into the bread pan, select WHITE bread and push Start.
WARNING--THIS BREAD IS REALLY HOT! Use fewer jalapenos for a milder
bread. It makes deliciously unusual sandwiches. The wild, spicy flavor
contrasts well with cheese and cucumbers, cold roast beef, and chicken.

Compared to Jim Campbell's THE BREAD, this is sooooo mild! What a joke
this posting was (I know the guy who posted it didn't think so, but I
sure do!). Also compared to my chipotle brioche, this is a real joke.

RisaG