[CH] Chiles Rellenos (Humor)
Myron Menaker (myronm@bellsouth.net)
Tue, 17 Aug 1999 15:44:50 -0400
Dear Chile-Heads,
This was posted in the "copykat" list by Carolyn Terry. Enjoy!
Chiles Rellenos
First obtain from your local market:
1 large can of Ortega Chilies (14 oz.)
1 can condensed milk (13 oz.)
2 eggs
2 Tbsp. flour
1/2 lb. jack cheese
1/2 lb. longhorn cheese
salt and pepper to taste
Return home and proceed to the kitchen. Now hunt for your baking dish.
App. 6x8x2-inches or thereabout. Using a can opener, remove the lid
from the can of Ortega Chilies. Line the bottom of the pan with chilies
after having split them open and flattened. If you should happen to see
any seeds, remove and discard them as they have a tendency to irritate
the lower bowel section causing great discomfort the following morning.
Now, having lined the bottom of the pan with seedless chilies, next sit
and admire the beautiful green texture of your artistic work, now light
your cigarette and open a can of COORS. Next get your butt up and look
for your cheese grater and grate the jack and longhorn cheese
separately. Having done this you now proceed to sprinkle very gently one
half of each cheeses over the beautiful green chilies. Please keep your
cigarette ashes from falling into your mixture and sip very slowly on
your COORS. Intoxication may cause a blunder which may ruin the whole
mess. Having gone this far your still not quite half done. Now start the
same procedure again. One layer of chilies, one drag on your cigarette,
one sip of COORS and one layer of jack and longhorn cheeses. Now-with a
true heart and a strong arm (or even an egg beater) beat the hell out of
the 2 eggs and mix the gooey mess with the milk removed from the can
first. Add your salt and pecker, oops, pepper along with 2 tablespoons
of flour, (I mean, Hic-up, flower-darn beer). Now mix till mixture in
the pan being very careful not to slop the mess all over the sink. Next,
place in a pre-heated oven at 350 degrees for 30 minutes or just before
burnt. Now open another can of COORS-light another cigarette, onto the
davenport, prop feet up, and relax. Guess what? you all DONE!
Grinnin' at the beach,
Myron
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Myron Menaker Daytona Beach FL USA
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