[CH] now junior, behave yourself! <--name that tune...
Inagaddadavida,Baby (raelsixty4@earthlink.net)
Wed, 15 Sep 1999 11:22:05 -0600
Blessings upon you, chilehead brothers and sisters...
Methinks 'tis time for us all to have a grope hug...um, ah..group
hug...yes, a joining of hands, singing of sing-songs, roasting of some
chiles, and then with much fanfare and hoopla, a whoopin' out with the
Twister [tm!] game for those whom dare challenge the Master...
...which is me, btw...come on, baby...who be game? <g>...
Alas...
...there seems to be such hostility bouncing about our Fantasy Island here
that I doubt a Fun-Time could be had on our Imaginary Island of
ChileDelights...I'm damn close to tears...could be a little hunan
hand-in-the-eye tho...one does never know...ah, but I *do* know...yes, yes,
'tis a drifting away from the Teachings of El Grande, neh?...too many
sinners forgetting their morning prayers to the Illustrious Blue-Flaming
One, too many fornicators forgetting to bow down in humility and fear of
the Humongous Chilehead and praise His existance and beg for mercy, for lo:
He doubtfully gives not a rats arse what color the seeds of his bounty may
be nor gives a farts flip (eh?) about occassional seed/-ling mislabeling
nor mixups, for He, El Grande, the Wizened One with Habanero Breath
Extraordinaire, is tolerant, patient, and realizes that gosh darn it, the
world just *ain't* a perfect place and sho' nuff, incessant bitching about
It - much less anything - does little good, especially when it's become
merely a game of "he said, she said"...
but my point? if one has complaints, complain to he/she/they with whom the
complaint is, i.e. take it offlist to private coorespondance, bitte schon,
because I for one - a simple redneck monk, yes - couldn't give a RATS ARSE
about the "topic"...reading many of the posts of late is like babysitting a
3 year old and as many of you, well, no, you don't know, but take my word
for it...i only enjoy babysitting because I can give the child BACK to
momma....so go home, play in your room, and eat yer veggies...'specially
dem chiles....hear now?
...just my opinion, of course, but methinks - and dare i speak for
everyone? i do - the chilehead list, and thus members, would be everso
grateful for the crapola to cease and desist...let bygones be bygones, hmmm?
and it would be everso good for any forthcoming flames to singe my arse
privately, bitte...
Blessings of El Grande upon all...
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
Rael
Rael64
Mississippi Redneck Cook on Sabbatical
Shackin' Up In Idaho, Baby...
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Order of Immaculate Twister
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and a Towel...
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