[CH] Neurotics, powders and White Castle

Parkhurst, Scott Contractor (PARKHURS@LEAV-EMH1.ARMY.MIL)
Mon, 27 Sep 1999 14:51:20 -0500

Took a week's vacation, and after plowing through 400+
e-mails:

I got a short, polite note from Roystie inquiring if I was
incarcerated.  (Isn't everyone in Leavenworth?)  Since I
go home to KCK at night, is that considered work release?
I will be starting a "prison garden" in my cubicle-cell.  Chiles
should enjoy the copious amounts of flourescent light 
available.

My wife used hab-stuffed olives and a combination of
powdered chiles to unclog her head-cold stuffed sinuses.
Truly remarkable, it worked better than several OTC
remedies.

White Castle purists would insist that nothing (hot sauces
included) should be allowed to  "contaminate" the 
redydrated-onion/greasy-burger flavor.

Didja know they are cooked on one side only, never flipped?
Didja know that a city here in the KC area wanted them to
change their building design from a traditional white castle
to a beige generic structure, the better to fit in with the strip
mall surroundings?   (WC prevailed).
Didja know WC sells frozen cartons of ham/cheeseburgers 
at the local grocery stores?

Scott... nose back to the grindstone... KCK