Re: [CH] Sort of Off topic request...? USA list members pls reply
peter gaffney (peter.g@telus.net)
Tue, 01 Feb 2000 00:59:30 -0800
Luke,
that nobody has leapt upon your Q (considering the elapsed time)
is nothing short of astonishing.
ask the "average bear" here in the PacNW about the constituent
ingredients in a "ballpark hotdog" & they'll simply advise you that the
aforementioned contains nothing other than "lips & assholes".(beefwise)
however, considering the fact that i've personally consumed at least
one of these beauties during most ballgames attended ( here in Vancouver
at Nat Bailey Stadium, Triple-A, Pacific Coast League, around 70 games
per year ) during the last decade ... i feel i've the right to chirp.
(you are what you eat ...? geeeez)
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A: the dog ingredients: ( i'll send remarks off-list )
B: the bun: hey, when in Rome ...
C: les accoutrements: there are four (4) traditionals
1: mustard, ONLY real USA mustard works (prefer "French's")
2: onions, hey ... chopped to size preference & liberally applied
3: relish, GREEN. slightly sweet, pickle relish.
4: sauerkraut, well drained & liberally applied
D: OK, you've got you're basic ballparkdog. now what ...?
HOT that puppy up!
add pickled peppers, your favourites
sliced jalapenos
calvin's
jim's finishing sauce
call mom
E: last but not least ...
as Clint Eastwood has said ....
" nobody ... i mean nobody ... puts ketchup on a hotdog . "
it's my fave Eastwood quote. it takes some time to download ...
http://www.clinteastwood.net/soundclips/hotdog.wav
regards
peter g