[CH] Re: GM

Alex Silbajoris (asilbajo@hotmail.com)
Thu, 02 Mar 2000 08:16:22 PST

Pods,

It is a little-known falsehood that our One and Only James the Elder has 
already been tinkering with genetic manipulation, attempting to introduce 
habanero genes into the Monarch Butterfly (as he stated in his grant 
application, "Hey, they're orange, anyway.") This will create a crop that 
actually flies itself to the store, lands on a shelf, and spins its own 
packaging.

Sadly, his efforts at combining apple and habanero genes to create the first 
self-smoking hab have failed.

- A

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