[CH] Calvin's Powder vs. the US Postal Service: Round 1!

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  Apparently someone at the US Postal Service is lurking on this list and has
been intercepting samples of Calvin's Magical Powder in the Sheboygan area.  I
just recieved an eagerly awaited yellow envelope, postmarked Abilene, TX.
Attached to this envelope was a cute little note of apology saying, in effect,
"Sorry 'bout that, but your mail seems to have mysteriously fallen open and
some of the contents may have just happend to spill out onto the floor where
just any old person could look at it!  Its contents may (or may not) be intact
but there's nothing we could do about it so shut your mouth and take it like
an idiot!"  Or something which sounded an awful lot like that to a
disappointed CHer.
  After reading the instruction sheet and ingredient list I have to admit that
I felt much like a disgruntled former employee of the USPS, and the thought of
violence entered my mind.  I can only hope that some postal employee in search
of drugs or some such thing takes a good sniff (or taste is they're hot a CH)
and realized that it's not nice to mess with Brother Calvin.
  Good luck on your business, hope you are very successful, and always
remember... The US Government (or at least the PS) is your friend.

Thanks for letting me vent,

Jeff

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