Re: [CH] Funny hotsauce qoute
John Benz Fentner, Jr. (jbenz@courant.infi.net)
Tue, 10 Feb 1998 11:08:45 -0500
J.B Cattley wrote:
> Water, blackstrap molasses, imported habanero peppers, salt, garlic, ginger,
> tomato puree, axle grease, real hickory smoke, snuff, butts of clove
> cigarettes, Guinness Stout fermentation dregs, uranium mill tailings,
> muffler cores, monosodium glutamate, nitrates, nitrites, nitrotes and
> nitrutes, nutrites, natrotes, powdered pork nose hairs, dynamite, activated
> charcoal, match-heads, used pipe cleaners, tar, nicotine, single-malt
> whiskey, smoked beef lymph nodes, autumn leaves, red fuming nitric acid,
> bituminous coal, fallout, printer's ink, laundry starch, drain cleaner, blue
> chrysotile asbestos, carrageenan, BHA, BHT, and natural flavorings.
Hmmmmm...water as the main ingredient?? Sounds pretty wimpy to me. Replace that
with a little paint-stripper strength red jug wine and you might have something.
JB
Whose taste buds were shot off in the war.
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