[CH] sing-song

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O' Illustrious Chileheads...

Lotsa tempers flarin', lotsa horns a'blarin (hey, it rhymed..).  Nothing I
can do about it...except offer this simple sing-song in hopes of lightening
(enlightening?) up the list.  Sung to the tune of "I'm a lumberjack" by the
most famous troupe, Monty Python and his Flying Circus...

Repeat after me...<ahem...>

I'm a redneck and it's okay,
I eat chiles all night
I'm a slave all day
I read da "Chileheads"
'cause they're so suave.. [redneck pronunciation/poetic license: /sw-A-ve/]
I'm a re-ed-neck.

I'm a redneck and it's okay
I bathe in salsa
and break wind all day
Can't help myself
For my colon's in disarray..
I'm a re-ed-neck.

I'm a redneck and it's okay
I fondle chiles raw
and I smile all day
It's perfectly legal
and I don't have to pay..
I'm a re-ed-neck.

I'm a redneck and it's okay
I wear 6-inch spikes
when I dance the bourrée
a chile betwixt my teeth
and rather cute, some say..
I'm a re-ed-neck.

I'm bushed...so to speak...

Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......

Rael
rael64@earthlink.net
Redneck Sous Chef
Monk of the TCS
Order of Immaculate Twister
Keeper of the Faith
and a Towel...

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