Re: [CH] Parenting capsicums

Jonathan T. Smillie (
Thu, 02 Apr 1998 13:20:14 -0600

At 10:07 PM 3/31/98 EST, Naughyde wrote:

>I'm on a listserv for teaching psychology and a professor from New Mexico

>shared this blooper:

><<<<From a student paper:


>"The responsibilities involved in having a chile are so great, and I

>do not think I will ever be ready to take on that kind of situation.">>


Well, if they found themselves in a bad spot after having one, they 

could always call the Divorce and Chile Support number George 

Goslowsky found in the Alabama phone book last month... 


<bold>Conservative</bold>, <italic>n.</italic> A statesman who is
enamored of existing

evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to 

replace them with others.

- Ambrose Bierce, <italic>The Devil's Dictionary</italic>