Re: [CH] The value of rubber gloves

Ron M (
Thu, 23 Apr 1998 17:45:44 -0500

Steve wrote:

> Don't use them, never have. I feel sorry for those who are allergic to
> their favorite food. The rest just have not learned to enjoy the finer more
> stimulating side of life or are CH novices or even worse CH pretenders. Oh
> the joy of a chile willie!

uh Steve?

I hope I haven't been called a (shudder, shudder) CH pretender.........If so I
will have no other recourse than to send my second to summon you to the field
of Chile honor. I know the challanged usually gets to choose the weapons
involved, but I suggest a bowl of chopped habs, bare hands swished in said
bowls, and stuck into loose boxer shorts( each his own, of course!) The first
to scream and roll around on the ground in agony shall be be deemed not fit for
the CH list and banished to Alt. cottage cheese or something similar.
You Scurrilous bell pepper loving dog you!

I am not, however, unfamilar with the peculiar pleasures of a chile willie,
it's just that I am a little more discriminating in the frequency of said
sensations.Considering how often I handle habs and use hab powder. I'd look
like one of those monkeys in the zoo with too much time on their hands!

Ron M

Blackadder Goes Forth:
     "I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University
        of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and
        three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the
        Shit Kicked Out of Me." -- Captain Edmund Blackadder,