[CH] THE List***

Doug Irvine (dirvin@bc.sympatico.ca)
Sat, 27 Mar 1999 07:36:37 -0800

I've watched this list just shaking from folks who get upset,
They fuss about their aphids, their ants, and all their bugs.
They even stew about the birds, who come to eat those things,
But I haven't seen this list copulating......YET!

We worry about fertilizer, even old horse poop
And whether we should use a lot, or just a little scoop.
And the list gets all aflutter, over olive oil, or butter
But I haven't seen this list copulating......YET!

Did you really try that recipe, before you posted here?
Or did you drag it from a list, after one too many beer?
Oh my, our heads get hot, and Ring of Fire we get;
But I haven't seen this list copulating......YET!

It takes a very great mind to use that kind of language on this list,
and it is painful to see a great mind wasted on this list, so let us all
help him get off the list...should we ALL email him the magic formula?
Or should we just let Mike deal with it? Cheers, Doug in BC