Re: [CH] Blessed be St. Campbell the Elder

Doug Irvine (dirvin@bc.sympatico.ca)
Fri, 28 May 1999 07:18:38 +0000

SCHUCH IVAN wrote:

>         Newbie question - what is St. cambell's bread?

A Fireman named Jim,
(And we all bless him)
Decided the firehall was not hot enough.
So he planted some chiles
Gave some folk the "willies"
But soon had a farm, in the rough.

Those chiles, they grew, and produced quite a few,
And soon he had chiles, galore.
He dried them, he ground them, he turned them to sauce,
And they soon started going out his door.

So one day, at home, before going to the hall,
He spotted the bread machine there.
And a devilish thought came into his head,
And he said"Gonna have me a ball"!

A loaf, he invented...well, modified, some;
Changed it's flavor, it's color, and taste too, by gum!
And mailed it to Chile-Heads all over the place,
And his only wish, was a look at their face(when they bit it, AND IT BIT
BACK)

So, Jim has a new name...St. Campbell, the Elder! And his bread is known
far and wide, and as you are in Africa, someone may send you the
recipe!  Cheers, Doug in BC (writ by hand!)(Not copywrited)