RE: [CH] watch out for those bottles! PM: only a bit on topic!!

Hank Ingram (hingram@bellatlantic.net)
Thu, 16 Jul 1998 19:34:17 -0400

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> What are some of y'all's favorite bottle descriptions?  I'm trying to keep
> this on topic!

Samson Sauce from Greensboro, NC. Two drops will cure insanity or else drive
you crazy. The labels were eventually banned by the FDA for false
advertising(cures baldness) but have been reinstated. A steak sauce of
remarkable diversity. The batches never taste exactly the same; The last
batch I tasted was blazing hot and my two year-old got addicted. Go figger.