Re: [CH] Re: Need translation
Doug Irvine (dirvin@bc.sympatico.ca)
Wed, 12 Aug 1998 22:49:17 +0000
Ashkenaz, Scott wrote:
>
> Judy, here ya go...and just remember, my first language was Spanish...a long
> time ago.
>
> BUDDING AZTECS
>
> (4 people, partly)
>
> Ingredients:
>
> 10 tortoises
> 100 grapefruits from Delaware with pasilla chile
> 150 grapefruits from Delaware with queasy cream
> 1/4 light fish roe cream (from Delaware)
> 1/4 light fish roe acetate (from Delaware)
> A guy named Sal (is he from Delaware?)
>
> Proceed with the pimento:
>
> Remove your divan, put the chile in it, and do the twist.
>
> Sponge remoulade and freeze your Yugo with a little acetate. Cities starting
> with Q don't risk much.
>
> Sit under a refractive front and sponge the tortoises. (Before the mint
> Fritos, enlarge the acetate with the chiles.)
>
> Sing a Gregorian chant, queasily, and cream Sal if he tries to get sassy.
> Recover with the chiles.
>
> If you see an anaconda with a tongue of water, cube the recipient, and put
> it in the metal horn at 250 degrees. See ya later. Keds are very precocious.
>
> Client servitude.
>
> I hope that this helps.
>
> scott@you should hear my japanese
AHA! Another babel fish heard from! So far we have Spanglish twice,
hate to see what a French translation would bring forth..Cheers, Doug
in BC Good try, Scott!