[CH] CHs Must Read!!! Shocking New Study Shows True Cause of Mental Decline

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Epidemiologist and independent researcher, Rando Ransom from
Tucker, Georgia has announced the shocking results of his latest
study to Yucky Stuff, International. 

Y.S.I. is an International Human Rights Committee devoted to the
individual's right not to eat stuff that is yucky.  Ransom's
dedication to Y.S.I springs from a childhood trauma, when he was
forced to eat scrambled eggs, knowing that they were "yucky and
came from chicken butts".

Ransom says, "The finding of the studies were incredible.  The
answer was so simple that other studies have overlooked the true
cause of mental decline by searching in areas such as aluminum
cans or pesticides in soy beans".

Ransom's methodology was taking hundreds of thousands of mental
decline cases and feeding all aspects of their lives into a
giant Cuneo computer program, including diet, geographical
location, lifestyles and other things only scientists
understand.

Two common things that were found will shock the world!  Every
single patient studied acquired oxygen by breathing and had
eaten yucky stuff at one time or another!  This is proof beyong
any scrutiny that breathing and yucky stuff causes mental
decline in the elderly.  Other cross studies were done and
independent researchers were able to duplicate the findings. 
Eating pesticide infused Tofu was specifically a major
contributor, proving once again that eating "yucky stuff" causes
all sorts of problems.

Ransom states, "Until we can find another way to acquire oxygen
other than breathing we are destined to mental decline - eating
yucky stuff can be easily controlled".

On a similar note, after two straight days of eating hot foods
and drinking wine at the Thomas Family Winery,  Ransom himself
is showing signs of mental decline.  "I'm not sure if it is a
state  temporarily induced by the peppers and sampling every
bottle in the house, or if it is due to too much breathing, or
the childhood eating of scrambled eggs".

Another study could be in order.

Rockin' "still near Madison" Ransom

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