Re: [CH] FW: Chilli Tasting (Warning: Gratuitous use of bad language)
Gary Belinger (yesgaz@itcanada.com)
Tue, 5 Jun 2001 13:03:21 -0400
> >Notes From An Inexperienced Chilli Taster Named FRANK, a Canadian who was
visiting Texas:
> >
> >Recently, I was honored to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity
> in
> >Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to
do
> >it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I
> >happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to
the
> >beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges
> >(Native Texans) that the chilli wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides,
> >they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted.
> >
> >Here are the scorecards from the event.....
> >JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chilli, neither mild nor
> >hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed
out,
> >fell and pulled the chilli pot on top of himself. Not sure if he's going
to
> >make it. Poor Canuck.
Now why is it everyone wants to pick on us Canadians. You're making me
paranoid here! LOL = ;-o)