[CH] Cats can be quite beneficial.

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I'm actually rather fond of cats.  They make awesome mulch.  There are fewer
things that make me happier than hearing the dull thwack of steel against
bone as the blade of my woodchipper slices open one of their skulls like a
ripe melon hitting concrete.  It is a bit of an annoyance though to
constantly be picking up severed paws out of my chili bed though.

Islandman
islandman@islandman.com



> Has anybody even noticed????  Ever since the NAFTA agreement, I'm noticing
> more and more different kinds of chilies sold in the produce section.
This
> may be a good time to stop beating my neighbors cat trying to get at my
> chilies, and just buy that dam feline some less organic types sold in the
> produce.
> Frank, the Chili Chunker

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